John Winston
2010-12-14 05:25:06 UTC
Subject: Chicken In Show. Dec. 13, 2010.
Here is a joke about a chicken. This is not the
truth but just a joke.
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AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE
A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED " SIR,
WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE FARMER SAID , "OH, THAT'S MY PET
ROOSTER CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY
GOES. "I'M SORRY SIR, BUT WE CAN'T ALLOW
ANIMALS IN THE THEATER'' THE TICKET AGENT
SAID.
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER
AND STUFFED THE ROOSTER DOWN HIS OVERALLS,
THEN RETURNED TO THE BOOTH AND BOUGHT A
TICKET. INSIDE, HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO
OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN
TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS
FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT
AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
'' MARGE'' WHISPERED MILDRED.
''WHAT'' SAID MARGE.
''I THINK THIS GUY NEXT OT ME IS A PERVERT !
'' WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE
" HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HAS HIS THING OUT"
WHISPERED MILDRED.
''WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT'', MARGE SAID---
''AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN IT ALL''
"I THOUGHT SO, TOO, '' SAID MILDRERD, ''BUT
THIS ONE IS EATING MY POPCORN! "
John Winston. ***@mlode.com
Here is a joke about a chicken. This is not the
truth but just a joke.
.........................................
.........................................
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE
A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED " SIR,
WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE FARMER SAID , "OH, THAT'S MY PET
ROOSTER CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY
GOES. "I'M SORRY SIR, BUT WE CAN'T ALLOW
ANIMALS IN THE THEATER'' THE TICKET AGENT
SAID.
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER
AND STUFFED THE ROOSTER DOWN HIS OVERALLS,
THEN RETURNED TO THE BOOTH AND BOUGHT A
TICKET. INSIDE, HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO
OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN
TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS
FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT
AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
'' MARGE'' WHISPERED MILDRED.
''WHAT'' SAID MARGE.
''I THINK THIS GUY NEXT OT ME IS A PERVERT !
'' WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE
" HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HAS HIS THING OUT"
WHISPERED MILDRED.
''WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT'', MARGE SAID---
''AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN IT ALL''
"I THOUGHT SO, TOO, '' SAID MILDRERD, ''BUT
THIS ONE IS EATING MY POPCORN! "
John Winston. ***@mlode.com